Keith-&-Lesli

Helen waved goodnight to the crowd and the lights turned off.

Keith followed Helen and Sam off-stage, Luis nudging him in the ribs. โ€œYoโ€™, iss some girls want to meet us, man.โ€ Keith grinned. Luis was not going to be happy until Esme left him. Dropped him like a hot rock.

โ€œLouie, you go โ€˜head on.โ€

โ€œCool.โ€ Luis left.

Sam picked up a good-looking guy on her way out of the dressing room, hopped in a limo. And left.

โ€œThat leaves just you and me,โ€ Helen said.

โ€œYeah, darlinโ€™. Kinda look like it.โ€

She handed him a bottle of Jack Danielโ€™s and grabbed herself jug of Chianti. Then snatched Keith up, took him to a limo. It wasnโ€™t lost on Keith that suddenly limos had become part of the scenery. She gave the driver an address. It wasnโ€™t, Keith noted, the Holiday Inn. โ€œWhere we goinโ€™?โ€

โ€œInvestor. Partying with one of the investors. Thatโ€™s where weโ€™ve been staying, waiting for you.โ€

โ€œOh.โ€ He sipped Jack Danielโ€™s. She chugged Chianti.

โ€œWhen, Mr. Director,โ€ Helen demanded, โ€œare we taking that tune into the studio?โ€

โ€œLike that, do yโ€™?โ€

โ€œYeah. You really gonna work out harmonies?โ€

โ€œYou kiddinโ€™, Hel? The song cries out for it.โ€

โ€œWhen do I hear my part?โ€

โ€œSoon as I work it out, darlinโ€™. Soon as I work it out.โ€

She pretended to pout. โ€œBetter be quick.โ€ Then smiled, winked and, laughing, threw her head back. โ€œCanโ€™t wait! Weโ€™ll have your things sent over from the Holiday Inn. Weโ€™re here the rest of the week. Rent free.โ€

They rolled up into a neck of woods he wasnโ€™t sure could afford to live โ€” and he made good money. He sarcastically thought, Cool. Somebodyโ€™s mansion. A place where the pretty, plastic people get together to show themselves and each other how special they are. He wouldnโ€™t know anybody there and wouldnโ€™t be interested in meeting anybody there.

Well, he didnโ€™t have to, so he didnโ€™t. Soon as they stepped into the place he asked where he was crashing. Got shown to a room. Stretched out on very nice double-bed to get some sleep.

Woke at some weird hour of the morning to hammering and hollering at the door. Sat up and looked around, getting his bearings. โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œItโ€™s me! Open up!โ€

My God, he realized, that was Helen. Hurried and answered the door. She had changed into baggy sweats and a sports cap, pony tail sticking out. Was cross-eyed, drunk as a monkey. He thought heโ€™d die laughing.

โ€œGirl, if you donโ€™t get in here before somebody see you.โ€ Grabbed Helen by the shoulders, pulling her into the room and shutting the door. โ€œWhat you want?โ€

First words out of her mouth were, โ€œYou got anything to drink?โ€

He handed her the bottle of Jack. โ€œThanks, baby boy.โ€

โ€œWelcome.โ€

โ€œJust came by to say hello.โ€

โ€œWell, Hel, thatโ€™s right nice of yโ€™.โ€

She took a slug, handed him the bottle back, waltzed over and stretched out on the bed, kicking off her sneakers. She patted the bed beside her, scooted over. Keith sat in the chair. Wondering what in the world was on her mind.

He sat that far way because, shape he was in, had he joined her just then, one of two things wouldโ€™ve happened. Either sheโ€™dโ€™ve had to beat him off or heโ€™dโ€™ve finally found out what all that gorgeousity looked like naked.

โ€œTalk, darlinโ€™,โ€ he said. โ€œTalk.โ€ He was waiting for her to drop off.

She blurted, โ€œI want to say this! Keith, you are a good man. And if she is a good woman, she will โ€” well, if she got any sense โ€” come back to you. And being as she is a good woman, she probably gotโ€ฆโ€ Lost her train of thought.

God bless her heart. Completely screwed up โ€” which rarely happened to Helen โ€” and still thought to come by and feel sorry for him. Thatโ€™s a friend. He let her ramble.

Before long she stopped to have a thought and, next thing, was out cold. He watched her chest heave, looked at those marvelous hips and thighs. Then, so she wouldnโ€™t throw up in her sleep and choke, he hooked his hands under Helenโ€™s waist, heaved, and turned her onto her stomach. He had to catch his breath.

Helen groaned, grunted. Wriggled. Then, settled down. If she did have a husband, Keith swore that guy was the luckiest so-and-so on the face of the earth. He yawned, stretched, lay down beside Helen, and in no time was snoring too.

Next week: The show goes on.

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