Keith-&-Lesli

When Helen told Keith he had his work cut out for him deciding on the set list, he sort of smirked and said, โ€œNo I donโ€™t.โ€ Put the pen down and handed her his pad. โ€œThereโ€™s your list.โ€

She looked it over, smiled, and handed it to Sam. Then gave Keith a hug. โ€œI couldโ€™ve never done it.โ€

Sam surprised him, not complaining, not even making a suggestion. โ€œThis is awesome! How did you know what to leave in and what to leave out?โ€

โ€œI didnโ€™t. Just closed my eyes and put the pen down on the paper. When I got to 15 songs, I was done.โ€

That wasnโ€™t entirely true. When the pen landed on one too many cuts by either Helen or Samantha, heโ€™d dropped it again. And heโ€™d made up his mind before he started that the only songs heโ€™d be singing in front on were โ€œRock Me Babyโ€ and the trio arrangement for โ€œHer Town Too.โ€

โ€œYou did not.โ€ Sam wasnโ€™t by herself โ€” nobody believed him. Except Luis. Who probably wouldโ€™ve solved this problem the same way. Mission accomplished, they were more than ready to break camp. Last thing they did was polish off what was left of the chow, washing it down while they loosely, leisurely conferred.

This time tomorrow โ€” well, today as it was a little past midnight โ€” was the recording session for โ€œHer Town Tooโ€ and โ€œSigned, Sealed, Delivered.โ€ They were looking forward to having Jeff Christensen and Gerry play on both.

With Lola jetting in to play drums and then jetting right back to Vegas to marry her girlfriend Fel, Luis wondered, โ€œWe ever gonna get a permanent pocket?โ€ He raised a good point. Itโ€™d be cool to have a steady bass and drum combination. Lola had first refusal on that. Keith asked around the table whether anybody had a bass player in mind.

Faith, peeking over his shoulder at the song list, said, โ€œUhโ€ฆโ€

He looked in her eyes โ€” God, this was a gorgeous woman. Close up, right in his face, her heart-stopping gaze in fact left gorgeous in the dust. โ€œYeah?โ€

โ€œIs it okay if I say something?โ€

Sam answered her. โ€œSure.โ€

โ€œWell, I know somebody whoโ€™s pretty good on bass. Sammie, you know Sherry Jones.โ€

Sam lit up. โ€œHey, thatโ€™s right! Sheโ€™s in this funk band out in Queens.โ€

Keith asked, โ€œWell, do she got a demo?โ€

โ€œSure does,โ€ said Faith. โ€œCut it at my place. Give me a minute and Iโ€™ll have it for you.โ€ She went into the control booth, chatted briefly with Carl, then sat down. On his computer, she accessed her email where she stored backup files. And came up with Jonesโ€™ demo.

Carl switched some cords around and piped the feed into the speakers. The music was above average but nothing to write home about. Except the bass. Helen signaled Carl to cut the playback. She nodded to Faith, who went and got on the phone to Sherry Jones.

Keith said, โ€œYouโ€™re going to wake her up at this hour?โ€

Faith looked at him. โ€œWouldnโ€™t you want me to wake you with news like this?โ€

He shrugged. โ€œI donโ€™t know. Guess so.โ€

She said into the receiver, โ€œSherry, I hope youโ€™re sitting down because this is your lucky night.โ€ Handed the phone to Keith and told Sam, โ€œShe wasnโ€™t even asleep.โ€ Then poured herself a shot of Jack.

Keith said, โ€œHi. My nameโ€™s Keith Jackson and I work with Helen St. James. Faith played us your demo and, well, we want you to join our band. Weโ€™re gonna need an answer right away, because weโ€™re going on tour andโ€”โ€

He put the receiver down. โ€œShe hung up on me.โ€ He looked at the rest of them. โ€œGuess weโ€™ll take that as a no.โ€

โ€œHuh?โ€ That was Helen.

Faith snatched the phone from him and dialed. Presently said, โ€œSherry, have you lost your mind embarrassing me like this? Sammieโ€™s over here with Helen St. James, weโ€™re workingโ€” Yes, that Helen St. James, how many are there?โ€ Helen cracked up, coughing up Chianti.

Faith continued, โ€œWeโ€™re working on their album. I recommend you for a chance like this and you gotta act up? Youโ€™re sorry? Iโ€™ll say!โ€ She thrust her arm out, giving the phone to Keith. โ€œShe wants to talk to you.โ€

He smiled, thinking well, it sure donโ€™t pay to get on this ladyโ€™s bad side, do it? Took the phone. Turned out Sherry Jones thought Faithโ€™d been playing a practical joke. Now that she knew that she knew better, she was ready to hop in a cab and come right over.

โ€œHang on a second,โ€ Keith said. He asked the others, โ€œWhoโ€™s up for staying around? She wants to bring her bass, come get acquainted.โ€

Helen laughed. โ€œWhat the hell?โ€ The studio time was going on her investorsโ€™ tab. So much for breaking camp. All they needed now was to see what Lolaโ€™s long-term availability was like. And, of course, how much she wanted to get paid: You didnโ€™t tie up the time of side artists like Luis and Lola without making it well worth their while.

Like Faith, Jones would work for a sensible salary and like it. Loving the exposure and, of course, life in the fast lane.

Next week: Sherry joins the fast lane.

Dwight Hobbes welcomes reader responses to P.O. Box 50357, Mpls., 55403. 

Dwight Hobbes is a contributing writer at the Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder. He can be reached at dhobbes@spokesman-recorder.com.