Keith-&-Lesli

While they were waiting, Keith, Sam and Luis jammed. Helen and Faith sat back and dug on it, a word between them here and there. At one point, Helen said to her, โ€œThese are some playing fools.โ€

โ€œYou can say that again. Are they always like this?โ€

โ€œOnly when theyโ€™re awake.โ€

Faith watched Keith. โ€œHeโ€™s an impressive guy.โ€

Helen replied, watching her watch him, โ€œTell me about it. And guitars his behind off. You wonโ€™t believe how long it took me to get him play in a band with me.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re kidding. Who wouldnโ€™t want to be in a band with you?!โ€

Helen chuckled. โ€œHim, the stubborn jackass. Had to practically resort to blackmail.โ€

โ€œBut, youโ€ฆyouโ€™reโ€”โ€

โ€œIโ€™m me. Yeah, I know. Let me clue you in on something. That is not your average bear. My being famous wasnโ€™t particularly a plus in his book. Heโ€™s in it for the music. Needs it like air. Remind me to tell you sometime about how we met.โ€

Helen refilled her glass. Faith poured another shot. โ€œHelen indicated Luis: โ€œMe, Keith and that nutcase.โ€

โ€œLet me take a wild guess,โ€ Faith said with a frown. โ€œLuis hit on you.โ€

Helen laughed and nodded. โ€œHe takes getting used to, but heโ€™s actually a lot of fun. And, once you get past his bull, heโ€™s a damned nice guy.โ€

Katie came over the intercom. โ€œMiss Smith, your friend is on her way in.โ€

Presently, Sherry stepped into the room carrying a case and looked about her, jaw slack. Almost slack as Luisโ€™. He took one look at this Amazonish apparition and Keith had to tell him to close his mouth.

Sherry Jones was easily six-foot, skin dark as night, sweet hips and sculpted facial features. This was, Keith began getting the idea, going to be some kind of stay on the road. He seriously doubted Luis could resist the temptation. Wasnโ€™t, for that matter, sure about himself. Life in this particular fast lane was about to get real interesting.

Sam greeted Sherry and showed her around. When the poor kid got introduced to Helen, she nearly wet herself. Luis stuck out his hand was talking slick at the drop of a hat. He got about as far with Sherry as he had with Faith.

Sam laughed and took her over to Keith and Faith. Sherry apologized all over herself: โ€œIโ€™m so sorry for hanging up on you. I thoughtโ€”โ€

Keith said, โ€œForget about it.โ€ Faith took her to get a drink.

Sam got restless at the keys and started fiddling around. Came up with the intro to a song Keith had recently taught her. Like pretty much everything in his encyclopedic repertoire, it was older than dirt โ€” โ€œShotgunโ€ by Junior Walker and the All-Stars.

Didnโ€™t take minute before they all got down on it, Helen and Keith singing an impromptu duet. Sherry fell in nicely. At one point she hit an absolutely impossible riff. Keith dropped to the floor and fell out laughing. Luis, watching him, breathed a heavy sigh.

Sherry said, โ€œLook, I donโ€™t need to be insulted. If Iโ€™m playing it wrong, just say so.โ€

Sam hopped up hollering, โ€œNo, Sherry, no. You donโ€™t understand.โ€ Sherry looked at Faith, who was confused, too.

Helen, thoroughly amused, cleared her throat and quietly said to Sherry, โ€œThat hyena rolling around on the floor? You have to understand. The guys in the band donโ€™t have a whole lotta sense. Keith has just paid you the highest compliment youโ€™ll probably ever get. The last time he fell out laughing like that, he was listening to the playback of a cut that right about now is on its way to making the bandโ€™s first million.โ€

โ€œDollars?โ€ Sherry asked, stiff and confused, eyes wide.

โ€œDollars.โ€

Sherry looked at Faith. โ€œWell, what does he find so funny?โ€

Faith answered, โ€œI just met him. Joy of the experience? How the hell do I know?โ€

โ€œActually,โ€ Sam said, โ€œthatโ€™s about the size of it.โ€

Keith finally crawled up off the floor, wiping his eyes. โ€œHey, I like good music. And when iss real good โ€” which, Miss Jones, yours iss โ€” thass how I react. So sue me.โ€

Helen simply said to her, โ€œYouโ€™ll get used to it.โ€ She had seen Keith have one of his laughing fits before and it always left her shaking her head, looking at her friend like heโ€™d lost his mind. She shook Sherryโ€™s hand. โ€œWelcome to the crew.โ€

Next week: Prelude to making magic

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Dwight Hobbes is a contributing writer at the Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder. He can be reached at dhobbes@spokesman-recorder.com.