Keith-&-Lesli

Keith snickered, chuckled, than gave a good laugh when Luis asked his help finding another place to bunk. Sam probably would have no problem putting the bad boy up.

Which didnโ€™t mean the other two were amenable. Faith flat-out didnโ€™t like Luis. Sherry wasnโ€™t sure but likely would lean against the idea.

That left Lola. Sheโ€™d been shacking up with Helen while they ironed out the rental on a fourth bus. Now that she had her own space, here comes Luis. She had to think about it. โ€œMeanwhile,โ€ Keith suggested, โ€œgo find yourself a hotel.โ€

โ€œYou cold. You wrong.โ€

โ€œYeah, well, Iโ€™m cold and wrong then. Need a directory? Sure thereโ€™s someplace nearby.โ€

โ€œAw, come on, man.โ€

Keith relented. โ€œMake yourself useful. Clean this mess up while I get us some drinks.โ€ He cautioned, โ€œOnly until Lola gets situated. If she donโ€™t want you, Louie, you out.โ€

โ€œCool.โ€ Luis being Luis, Keith knew itโ€™d be just a matter of time before his buddy screwed up again. It wouldnโ€™t be on his watch, though. Let Lola keep Luis on a leash.

They rolled into Boston and, thank God, Lolaโ€™s bus was ready and waiting. Much as he loved Luis, Keith was glad not to have the headache. Couldnโ€™t help him move his gear fast enough.

Lola, crazy as she was about the guy, agreed only on the stipulation that Luis stay legal. Witting, unwitting or otherwise. First offense would be the last. If homeboy wanted to keep this lucrative gig, he would, for once in his life, have to be circumspect where, when and with whom he was indiscreet.

They were booked at the Boston Common. Richie was less than pleased at the prospect. Outdoor acoustics were tricky anyway. Sound at this venue was literally subject to how the wind blew. This was not Stony Brook University, where he could shield the monitors well enough for the singers to hear themselves.

The place was shaped like a clam shell, full of echoes, and the monitors may as well be decoration. Heโ€™d do his damnedest, but it would be tough.

And Faith was about to get a true trial by fire. Nobody, Richie assured her, was going to be able to listen to playback without considering a new career.

Sure enough, the gig reminded Keith of the old line, โ€œOther than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy your evening?โ€ Helen kept going off-key. So did Sam. Keith, having worked here before, had witnessed more than one fine vocalist sounding like crap. He had the presence of mind to sing soft as he could yet still be heard. That way he stood a decent chance of staying on pitch.

No one was thrilled. They got done, got out of town and, to a one, swore to never play Boston Common again. For any amount of money.

New Haven. Traffic against them, they barely got to the gig on time. Keith stepped off the bus in no kind of mood. Wasnโ€™t speaking to a soul outside what was necessary.

Sound check went by the numbers. Or he was going to know why. This wasnโ€™t right. That was wrong. The gals all wondered why he was being such a beast. Luis knew.

Lesli had holed up here and Keith was going to see her for the first time since sheโ€™d dumped him. Was nervous about that and taking it out on everybody else.

Keith looked around. No Lesli. Took sound check through its paces. Rehearsed. Then walked away from everyone, went to be by himself. Even Luis left him alone.

Next week: Look who shows up out of nowhere.

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Dwight Hobbes is a contributing writer at the Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder. He can be reached at dhobbes@spokesman-recorder.com.